Screaming Penguin - Source Does Matter

23 July, 2003 -- Atlanta, Ga.
Parents, wives, husbands, significant others, and best friends have been warned not to let their children, husbands, wives, significant others and best friends get involved with a new drug simply called 'kotor.'
This drug, when consumed via the Microsoft XBox, can consume their very lives, not allowing them to go to work, school, or even sleep. This drug hit the streets last week. The first reported mumblings of "need more force points" was heard on July 16.
"All my husband does is play that goddamned thing til five in the frickin morning," says one Marietta wife. "I haven't had a good roll in the sack since last frickin week," she adds more than a little bitterly.
A mom from Woodstock claims that her son hasn't bathed since Saturday and has requested a pee-bottle so that he doesn't have to get up.
News of similar stories are heard across the country as this latest drug wave spreads from coast to coast. The apparent distributor of this new drug, known by the street alias 'BioWare,' has this one comment: "Ever-what?"
For an in depth analysis, we've actually interviewed a self-proclaimed kotor-head.
"Dude, ok, so for whatever reason they didn't use anti-aliasing, and I'm not sure why that one kid wanted a pee-bottle, cause it seems to take forever to load from screen to screen, but that may be just because I gotta see what's next. The wait kills me.
"To me this is the perfect high. The adventures aren't too hard and you don't gotta be real twitchy to beat up on the bad guys. Each little 'episode' consists of little 10-15 minute plot-pushers that you just mow through. Next thing you know it's five o'clock and your GF is on her way to bein' an XGF.
"And, dude, you get to be a Jedi! You get to push people back, trash droids, and best of all, whip muthafuckinass with your lightsaber. Fuckin' A!"
Fucking-A indeed, says this reporter. Please, for the sake of all humanity, when confronted with this horrible bane on humanity, please, Just Say No.   Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic