Win98 "Critical" Updates

Even as my personal desktop of choice is LinuxKDE I still deal with many Microsoft servers-applications and therefore I maintain several personal Windows machines as well. Today I installed a fresh copy of Windows 98 on a new machine and then proceeded to make sure I checked the "Windows Update" feature. I just wanted to make sure I had all of the latest patches and fixes.Wow, have you tried this lately? Hope you have some time! I commend Microsoft for fixing what is broken, but this is ridiculous. There are no less than 16 "critical" updates to Windows 98.