Screaming Penguin - Source Does Matter

Man, this is interesting, several companies are reportedly employing satellites to enable the "quick delivery" of virus "cures."

What? Yeah, you heard that right, the entire focus of the article is Satellite based virus cure distribution. The Article also mentions the infamous "LOVE BUG" "virus" or more correctly called "worm" on several occasions.

People, get over it, that was not a virus, it was a feature of Outlook, do you really need a Satellite to spew forth Microsoft updates every ten minutes, there is an ideal solution huh?

The whole thing is ludicrous, how about FIXING THE CRAPPY SWISS CHEESE CODE and using the Satellites for some far better function (such as porn distribution!) .

This article is crazy, it reflects how far consumers of the leading end user commercial operating system have gone. Are users demanding better code, better products, security, stability? No they are now offered a service they can buy delivered via satellite to fix the code they bought to run their computers. Nice scam aint it, get a real OS and move on.   Satellites help companies stay safe and secure: BBC SciTech

And yes, I know the correct term is viruses.