Screaming Penguin

In a startling revelation, the age old dispute over evolution or creation has apparently been solved by a very unlikely source. The bumper ornament proclaims TRUTH! First there was Jesus, and the Jesus fish, creation prevailed. Then came Darwin and the Origin of Species fish with legs (very clever), the debate had taken a new turn. Now another player has emerged to proclaim the "truth" and depicts Darwin being swallowed by "truth." What better forum for this lofty debate than the bumper of an 84 Chevy Celebrity (a testament to evolution itself because it still runs) that boasts a "Got Jesus" bumper sticker and a "Truth" fish. But wait, the "Got Jesus" car just swerved, cut off and then waved to another driver with only 1 finger. The debate has taken its own course of "evolution" and the bumper ornaments have followed. The battle lines are drawn on American highways with bumpers serving as weapons. Drivers may never give up, my bumper ornament is better than yours and mine reflects my philisophical views that are certainly superior to yours, I shall never let your bumper ornament prevail over mine! I pass no judgement, choose wichever fish you like, or choose not to decide, in the words of Geddy Lee, "you still have made a choice." Choose the Jesus Fish, the Darwin Fish, or the new and decisive Truth Fish. Of course, dont forget, if you really want to express yourself and your views on the bumper, you can also get the Linux Fish. The Linux fish will impress your friends and confuse the hell out of the Jesus fish people, maybe we will even see a Linux fish being swallowed by a Microsoft Truth fish, hmmmmmm?   the fish wars