Day of Shame, Open Source Developer Praises .NET

In fact, the particular open source developer in question merely asked about looking at the .NET framework on a mailing list. This, in addition to his first offense of misquoting Yoda, nearly got him stoned to death.

According to this article on a very reputable news source, stoning (old school man, not weed related, BEING stoned, not getting stoned) is the punishment for "mentioning .NET in a positive light." Check the article for more details (including other offenses and why the killing was not completed in this case) and even a press wire news photo.

Serves the bastard right, .NET SUCKS!!!