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Man is this story right on, the top 15 casualties of the dot com bust. My nerf gun has been gathering dust for a year or so and I havent had a beer AT THE OFFICE in that long as well. Add to that that the massage chair is out of service, my dog is not allowed and shorts are no longer acceptable! What is the world reverting to, real work! PSHAAWWW!!!

Here is the list from fool.com (reprinted with absolutely no permission at all).

• 15. Someone replaced couch in "Nap Room" with a conference table.
• 14. Pets.com sock puppet no longer cute or charming.
• 13. Toys 'R' Us completely overstocked with Nerf guns.
• 12. Employees must rediscover the alarm clock.
• 11. Bean bags are out; bean counters are in.
• 10. Domain now pronounced Doh-Main rather than Dough-Main.
• 9. Overdue repair bill has kept Foosball table in the shop for months.
• 8. Children named after websites sue parents for pain and suffering incurred from playground bullies.
• 7. Businesses must somehow survive without Grand Master Pooh-bahs of Bootylicious Biz-Dev.
• 6. Gold-plated espresso maker in reception area replaced with refurbished copy machine.
• 5. Corporate hot tub filled in with planter dirt and shrubbery.
• 4. Executive firefighter pole used to slide down to office lobby now serves as support column.
• 3. Dog-walking service canceled.
• 2. EBITDA is now EAITDA -- Earnings AFTER Interest, Taxes, Depreciation, and Amortization.
• 1. Stock options now used as wallpaper.

See the link for the complete article.   Top 15 Casualties of the Dot-Com Bust: fool.com