Booya! Beer has same antioxidant benefit as Wine!

Beer Found to be as Healthy as Wine

int beer = 0;
int tasteGood = 3;
int getBuzzed = 3;
int healthBenefit = 2;
int greatFootballFood = 3;
int makesYaFat = -1;

beer += tasteGood;
beer += getBuzzed;
beer += healthBenefit;
beer += greatWithChipsAndDipOnFootballSunday;
beer += makesYaFat;

if (stateYouLiveIn.allows(Allow.SO_CALLED_GOURMET_BEERS)) beer += 5;

if (beer >= 10) drinkHellaLotsMore();
else if (beer >= 5) drinkLotsMore();
else if (beer >= 3) drinkMore();
else if (beer >= 1) stillDrinkSome();
else whatTheHellItsBeerStillDrinkIt();

Comments

RE: Booya! Beer has same antioxidant benefit as Wine!

as long as you don't overdo it.

RE: Booya! Beer has same antioxidant benefit as Wine!

nah its cool, if you need to sober up drink some coors light or something.

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