Ancient stone dildo found in cave

No really: Ancient phallus unearthed in cave

The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura.

The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone.

Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report.

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RE: Ancient stone dildo found in cave

I don't even want to know what they used for lube...

RE: Ancient stone dildo found in cave

liar

RE: Ancient stone dildo found in cave

OK, you caught me. Do you think it was sabertooth tiger semen or wooly mammoth blubber?

RE: Ancient stone dildo found in cave

where did they get batteries?

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