Screaming Penguin - Source Does Matter

FSMism (Flying Spaghetti Monsterism for those followers that are a bit slow) is of course the one true religion and one true "letter to the Kansas school board". Now in a very provacative and frankly heretical and blasphemous manner the "Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs" sect (SPAM) is claiming, quite falsely I again reiterate, they have the "one true letter".

I can feel a great tension in the pasta at this development. Things may really start to boil over. In fact some might even hit the wall.

I all I can say fellow Pastafarians is of course, Ramen. Dont believe in FSMism, well just look at the strict rules you must follow, they might help.

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

* Flimsy moral standards.
* Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
* Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

Also - Hire Bobby