Screaming Penguin - Source Does Matter

Electron Band Structures in Germanium, My Ass is arguably one of the funniest things ever put online.

It is often the bar that others are compared to and I have even heard tell of a reference to "Fig 1 check this shit out" as an idiom from time to time.

I think a tidbit that the DailyWTF had in a collective post today competes, its smaller, its not as fancy, its not quite as funny, but its still damn funny.

SQWORD GetGlobalTime( const TCHAR* Filename )
{
//return greenwich mean time as expressed in nanoseconds since the
//creation of the universe. time is expressed in meters, so
//divide by the speed of light to obtain seconds. assumes the
//speed of light in a vacuum is constant. the file specified by
//Filename is assumed to be in your reference frame, otherwise you
//must transform the result by the path integral of the minkowski
//metric tensor in order to obtain the correct result.

return Time;
}