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Bedding for the Paranoid

Submitted by kebernet on Tue, 08/10/2004 - 15:32
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Ever look for these features in a bed before?
1.25" Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation Rebreather Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.) Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front) Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,) Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.) Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit) Air/Water Tight Sealing External Override Key Pad & Remote Control Battery Backup Power Mattress/Box springs

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RE: Bedding for the Paranoid

Submitted by atrox (not verified) on Wed, 08/11/2004 - 09:55.
WOW. That is actually some cool stuff, but useful? I guess maybe if you are Fidel Castro? Looking at it more, it appears that the fire, tornado and hurricane stuff might be useful, but all the bio agents and bulletproof and shit is just plain ridiculous (and there are better ways to make a shelter for tornado and hurricane).

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