Screaming Penguin - Source Does Matter

Courtesy Wonkette:

* Every time Bush mentions Iran: 1 drink
* Hamas: 1 drink
* North Korea: 1 drink
* Bush begins a sentence with “British Intelligence…�: Drink an entire bottle of whatever you were drinking three years ago, throw it at the TV
* Bush mentions the people of New Orleans: Cry into your beer, then drink it.
* Bush mentions the people of New Orleans in a positive light: Shot of bitters.
* Bush mentions Hurricane Katrina: Tell person sitting next to you that you’ll refill their glass, leave town for a couple days.
* Bush mentions Hurricane Katrina in a positive light: Check the label.
* Every time Bush makes reference to a previous President’s SOTU address: 1 drink.
* If the reference is to a Democratic President’s speech: 2 drinks.
* To Grover Cleveland’s 1888 address: Finish the bottle.
* Bush mentions Coretta Scott King: pour out a 40 on the curb.
* Chris Penn: Pour out a 40, a steak, and a milkshake on the curb.
* “Health Savings Accounts�: Enjoy the freedom to choose a drink you can’t afford.
* Bush ends the speech with “Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?�: A billion drinks.