Screaming Penguin

Lincoln Spector's new humor column is out an entitled 'Citizen Gates'. For those not familiar with the Orson Wells classic film, 'Citizen Kane'is considered by many critics to be the best film of all time and by many other critics to be intensely boring and over-dramatic. Familiar or not, you all share the common bond of oppression by a megalomaniacal monopolist and thus this column should get a giggle or two out of you.Gigglebytes