Screaming Penguin

A team of crazed Ukrainian scientists have genitically engineered chickens with an unsatiable appetite for white meat. This meat lust came as a side effect the chemical treatment of chicken embryos with growth hormones intended to decrease the hatch time of an egg from 50 days to around 43 days. Although the scientists have found no application for the new breed of chicken in the field of food science, the Ukrainian military has plans to breed millions of the viscous pecking machines into a meat feasting army. Military testing was proceeding perfectly until the ravenous chickens discovered that they themselves consisted?