Screaming Penguin - Source Does Matter

After a mildly successful attempt to gather the talent of the internet workforce into constructing a complete book on linux in one 24 hour period, the open-source movement has faith that it can construct a full fledge religion complete with ritualistic dogma and money-hungry internet evangalists all within less than a week. Counting on the slashdot effect for an immediate 10,000 mindless followers who will without a second thought worship anything related to linux or which touts itself as open-source, this new cybereligion will explode into the mainstream quickly redefining the Holy Trinity as Linus Torvals, Tux the Penguin, and a Red Fedora. Witch Hunts will surely ensue, seeking out all heretics who dare to use Microsoft products. Redmond will be engulfed in a lake of fire, which internet psychics will sware they predicted years ago, and the richest man in the world will have to flee from Eden to the deepest, darkest crevices of the planet where even the wireless world of the internet cannot reach him. Then three weeks later the president will have slept with another girl scout and the world will forget about their newfound penguin friends for just long enough for Y2K to strike and cause nuclear malfunctions, eventually cascading into worldwide nuclear annihilation.