Screaming Penguin - Source Does Matter

I am going to swing back into a politics story, of sorts, with a humorous (and sad) tone. A legislator in Maryland wants to ban fake nut sacks. No seriously, Fake Private Parts Are No Joke, Myers Says.

Dead deer cojones are still allowed, because they are real, it's FAKE nuts that are on the chopping block (FYI to fake nut supporters, there is a loophole there eh, duct tape some real nuts to your hitch, but don't use your own tiny testicles, get some from a bull, very carefully).

Once you stop laughing though, and consider how far reaching such a dumbass, albeit well intentioned law would be, you can be relieved that the ACLU is on the case. ""The solution to speech we don't like is more speech. . ."

Orignal pointer from feministing: http://feministing.com/archives/006584.html.