Screaming Penguin - Source Does Matter

It seems all the crazy ass reasons are already taken (evolution, atheism, coed dorms, terrorism, and just being pussies), but even that impressive list falls short of what the "chickenhawks" are capable of.

We are leaving out stuff like Ted Nugent and the entire "more guns" crowd. Nevermind the fact that Ted, and the others, are committing many of the classic logical and rhetorical fallacies (false dichotomy, observational selection, stats of small numbers, begging the question, ad hominem, etc - if Ted wants to really look at some numbers . . . oh fuck it, like it would matter in this crowd).